The Whip & The Unicorn

Siân, 20s, awful. Here be fandom and fun, and a smidgen of my own work. Enjoy
~x

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

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You & I is a love song. It’s saying that you’re inseparable and nothing can get in the way of you and your love.

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-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

image

It’s so freaking cute.

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javaddempire:

xxx

lovealwayskari:

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

^^^

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kaijubros:

NO BUT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS
HERMANN SCOOTS IN CLOSER AND CLOSER AND GLANCES AT NEWT UNTIL NEWT GETS IT
HE WANTS A FUCKING HUG. HE WANTS NEWT TO HUG HIM AND HE’S TOO RESERVED TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE SO HE JUST
*SCOOT SCOOT GLANCE* pssst hey pls initiate physical contact w/me
AND THEN HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN NEWT HUGS HIM
I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE THESE TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE LIKE GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

kaijubros:

NO BUT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS

HERMANN SCOOTS IN CLOSER AND CLOSER AND GLANCES AT NEWT UNTIL NEWT GETS IT

HE WANTS A FUCKING HUG. HE WANTS NEWT TO HUG HIM AND HE’S TOO RESERVED TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE SO HE JUST

*SCOOT SCOOT GLANCE* pssst hey pls initiate physical contact w/me

AND THEN HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN NEWT HUGS HIM

I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE THESE TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE LIKE GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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17/4

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“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”

—   Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

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giraffesarestripey:

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”

giraffesarestripey:

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

If I could just add my favourite:

"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"

"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.

”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”

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